Charlie Sheen Hospitalized Because He Laughed Too Hard
Charlie Sheen was quietly discharged from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last night, but not before one of his people addressed the media to give them the low-down on what REALLY happened Wednesday night. Are you ready for it? Here goes. Extra says:
Charlie’s friend Steve Brodersen [says] the pain is the result of a hernia injury, worsened when Sheen laughed too hard at the TV.
Doctors tell Sheen he may need surgery to repair the hernia, for which he’s been treated in the past.
That’s just plain insulting. What kind of morons do they take us for? He’s in the hospital because he laughed too hard? Please. I’d sooner believe an alien baby clawed its way out of his body via his belly button. Which I’m not ruling out as a possibility, by the way. There was this one time in college that I woke up in a Waffle House bathroom without any pants. I won’t go into too much detail here, but suffice it to say there was plenty of evidence that I had been probed at some point in the night. Also my memory had been erased. And who other than aliens has that kind of power? Who besides an alien would use maple syrup as lubricant?
And speaking of lubricant, that reminds me — here’s the other lady Charlie was with the morning he was hospitalized. See if you can guess from her pictures what she does for a living.
NSFW Melanie Rios:
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