Sheen's Teeth Are Falling Out, Will Be in Rehab 3 Months
It turns out that a diet consisting of cocaine, booze, pussy and more cocaine isn’t actually a miracle elixir for robust health and longevity — not only does it tax your liver and organs, but it also has a tendency to make your teeth fall out. Just ask Charlie Sheen. The Daily Mail says:
The grim facts about Sheen’s [dental issues] were revealed by the 22-year-old porn star who partied with the actor at his Los Angeles home.
Kacey Jordan, who admitted to having ‘quick sex’ with the actor, said Sheen was moaning about the state of his teeth.
She said: “All his teeth have fallen out from partying. He kept saying, ‘Fucking [veneers]… they’re crap.’ He said he had to get gold teeth. Most of his teeth fallen out — he wouldn’t say why — but we all know its because of the drug use.”
Well, teeth or no teeth, Charlie Sheen wants you to know he’s perfectly fine and that everything that happened was “no big deal,” despite TMZ revealing that he’ll be in rehab for the next three months. He told Radar Online:
“I’m fine. People don’t seem to get it… Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also? Bunch of turds."
Yeah, why can’t a guy have a good time without everybody freaking the hell out? And for that matter, why can’t a guy let his teeth rot clean out of his skull if he wants to? Aren’t teeth really just superfluous, anyway? It’s not like you need to chew Wild Turkey or cocaine. Ask any truck stop hooker, she’ll tell you. Unless you’re a beaver, they really just get in the way.
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