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Dating Tips From Men

Posted: 18 Sep 2011 08:00 PM PDT

By: Lindsey, CS Editor. Follow me @CollegeStyle12.

These dating tips are straight from the man we all wish our man could smell like, a.k.a. Old Spice Guy.

Image courtesy of Old Spice.

OK, I have to come clean (haha, get it?)…. these tips aren’t from the Old Spice Man. They are actually from my friend Kevin, but you should read them anyways.

Never date a girl who….

  1. Disobeys the formality of purse rule. A.k.a. brings her Chanel to chemistry class.
  2. Who wore a tiara to prom.
  3. Whose hair is 60% down her back, not to her chin or the same everyday.
  4. Whose Facebook profile picture was done by a professional photographer (grace period for prom photos). “If it’s like so and so professional photographer, then no…Yes if she is a model, but then I can’t get them anyway.”
  5. Who obviously has someone cropped out of her profile picture.
  6. Who either has all girls or all guys writing on her Facebook wall. All girls means she is a gossip and all guys means she is a flirt.
  7. Who tags themselves in every picture in all of their albums.
  8. Who untagged all the pictures of her and her ex. It means she is vindictive.
  9. Who is not four months removed from her last six month relationship. Add a month to the break period for every six months of dating.”The more likely the girl is to wine to you about her ex-boyfriend.”
  10. Who has never had a boyfriend, unless she is a full school year younger.

Dating protocol for men…

  1. 90% of the time, kissing on the first date is the wrong move in the long run…
  2. But you have to kiss by the third date or you get stuck in the friend zone.
  3. “Try not to be good friends with any of her close friends, but it is important to be friends with some of her friends.”
  4. Send messages to your girl through her friends by telling them how you feel about her. Verification from someone else will always mean more than verification from you.
  5. Never sit on the same side of the booth as your date. It’s clingy.
  6. Always pay and pay with cash.
  7. If you haven’t heard anything about meeting her parents after month three, ask to.
  8. Peacock on the first date. A.k.a. wear some nice clothes.
  9. Every detail matters. The details are what people care about.
  10. “Never date a girl for purely sexual reasons. You won’t be able to handle her.”

What do you think of Kevin’s dating tips for men? Will you use these perspectives on your next date? Tweet us or comment below and let us know how it goes.

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